Kay, so I just got home from work. And like always, I'm sitting on the couch watching Arex play his video games. He's playing Fallout right now. And I know I'm a buttface, but he thoroughly explained the story of the game to me, and all I can remember was, "Guess what, I'm asian! haha You get to choose." haha dorkface. So as I've watched and heard him progess in this game, I'm bummed that I haven't saved his most memorable quotes. So I figure as I'm watching this gaming sesh, I'll jot down a few:
"Ok, Kiersten, watch this. I'm about to eff this guy's head up. Watch!"
(Slow motion action shots to this dude's dead, and he's still alive)
"Oh my god, wtf, he's supposed to die."
(2nd try)
"Kay, he's done this time.
(nothing.)
"OMFG, wtf! Dieeeee!!"
"FINALLY, see I owned him."
"Are you like blogging, about me and my stupidness?"
"OMG, I shot him, like 4 times, and he didn't die."
"Dr. Lee! Where did you go? Oh my god, oh my god."
"!! Dr. Lee just disappeared through a wall, and I'm suppossed to follow her? Wtf. OH MY GOD!"
"Okay, I'm gonna leave, after I FRAG this guy--OMG I'm gonna die I'm gonna die!"
"You know what I'm gonna have to do, Kiersten? Bring out the mini gun. But you're gonna hafta watch so it's more fun."
"That's right. You exploded! Kay, Dr. Lee, come out of the wall"
"!!! Oh wow, she went underground!, There's a tunnel, OMG I wasted all that amo. You guys SUCK."
hahaha, that's my Arex, for you. <3
BIG CONE!
MINI CONE!
Kay, Golden Curry Vegetable Fried Rice & Squidbillies wiff Arex.
Goodnight,
-kb2.
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